Eyes

Just had a client leave my office, the whole time he was talking to me I wanted to shout “THOSE TWO THINGS YOU ARE STARING AT ARE NOT MY EYES!!!!  My face is north of where you are looking by about a foot!”  Geezch, Men!  I don’t think they would leave their houses if they had the same parts we have; they would be too busy looking in the mirror & playing with themselves!