Saturday, June 03, 2006

Just have to pass on a sighting from today. On our way to Fremont (we went through Bridgeton this time as we were in Grant before we headed to Fremont) we saw the scariest sight. The children were afraid, very afraid! Just before we turned to go across the bridge we saw a woman on an atv bounding down a small sandy hill. Now normally this isn't scary, but seeing how her size EEE boobs were bouncing as all get out (surprised she didn't put an eye out with those things!). That in itself still isn't scary. The scary part was the fat roll under her size EEE boobs, the roll was the SAME size as the EEE boobs! Oh yeah, did I mention she was wearing a thin strapped tank top? Ya know that kind that has it's own bra built in that you can buy at WalMart. It was very scary! Gomer says to me, after she recovered enough to speak again, "Gee Mom, compared to her- you're a supermodel."

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

Damn - see if I EVER try to come visit ya'll again in my ATV!