I just had this new living will prepared and thought you might want one like it.
New Living Will Form
I, Chellfire, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors only interested in running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
a Jagerbomb,
a Margarita
a Daiquiri
a Martini
a Sloe Gin Fizz
a Steak
Amazing Chicken
The remote control,
a Bowl of ice cream,
to check my email or read blogs,
Chocolate
Sex
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: _Chellfire__________________________
Date: ___February 15, 2006
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